'I'm going to find my daddy! Even if I have to swim in every marsh across the US.. heck, the whole world!'
'But, Danny, it's a dangerous place outside the river delta'
...thirty minutes later
'Sure, kid, I'll help ya, don't cry. Here's a song my mama usedta sing to me whan I was jes' a little monkey all weepy an' stuff'
light drums start, followed by marimbas...
. . . We sunk fifty mil into this sack of shit? Someone's gonna get fired over this . . .
. . . and where's my goddamn coffee? . . .
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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