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Ancient Koans - The Answers . . . are Here!

Q: If a tree falls in the river, will hippos dance and jiggle?

A: Yes.


Q: What is the sound of one hand clapping?

A: It's this, pal.


Q: Can God create a hairdo so bad even He thinks He looks ridiculous wearing it?

A: You be the judge.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Only if he is omnipotent.

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