Q: If a tree falls in the river, will hippos dance and jiggle?
Q: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
A: It's this, pal.
Q: Can God create a hairdo so bad even He thinks He looks ridiculous wearing it?
A: You be the judge.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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