'Hey hey, ladies and germs, let's hear it for Bert and Bertha, weren't they great? And our next act blah blah...'
. . . what the heck kinda revue is this, anyway? I paid two bits for this crap? . . .
. . . god, I wish I hadn't taken that blotter of acid . . .
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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