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Most Emailed Photos - Pseudonyme Day - 02/25/2004 by heeegusu
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AP photographer on location in British Columbia mauled to death by wolverine. Police question local animals, optimistic that "justice will be served".

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Reuters photographer eviscerated while getting background material on unexplained "dog walking-rage" phenomenon.

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AP investigator cut down by Disney sniper after copying animation cel from canceled feature-length movie, "Pyrokinetic Pooh".

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<mypalmike> Perfect grammar. Funny, but not crass, with "mantra" linkage, and a hint of cherry flavors. My guess it Robert Mondavi 1997.
<mypalmike> OK, Axolotl.

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