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Most Emailed Photos - 12/22/2003 by ElvisThePelvis
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Many people believe they have seen proof of ghosts.

I hope that ghosts aren't real and I find that most ghost sightings are easily explained...at least I hope so...

You see, I've killed a lot of things in my life and I am afraid they would come back to haunt me.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Which is exactly why I confine my killing to very tiny insects and only if they are caught sucking my blood or that of my dog (e.g., mosquitos, fleas and ticks).
<mypalmike> Wait... You killed your dog?
<Lauren> Did I say that? Well, in a way I did, but I was only trying to help and besides, that's not what I was saying above.

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