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Most Emailed Photos - 11/19/2003 by guyPaulo
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Oh crap! I just broke my left arm! I knew I shouldn't have tried to m@$+3rbate with my off hand! Thank god it wasn't my right arm though.

I need that hand to "play the bagpipes" after staring at this girl's "highlands."

Yes, in about 5 minutes I'll have the "great, hairy, white ape" firmly in my grasp. Watch out, he's been known to spit without warning!


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<guyPaulo> Vulgar I know, but I couldn't resist. Look at that lovely smooth skin, the silky fair hair, and the girl to the left ain't bad either!
<ElvisThePelvis> haha...you want to touch the monkey :)
<ElvisThePelvis> haha...you want to touch the monkey :)
<ElvisThePelvis> Don't refresh the comments page :)
<yoyology> I love the "double entendres" in the "second frame", if you know what I mean.
<Mort> I have a fix for that refresh bug. If your double posting wasn't so amusing, I would be fixing it right now.
<mypalmike> Great!
<guyPaulo> Why couldn't you have double post on Wednesday!!!!!! I could'a been a contender!
<guyPaulo> Why couldn't you have double post on Wednesday!!!!!! I could'a been a contender!
<ElvisThePelvis> Maybe Mort will fix it next Thursday and I can finally realize my dream of being the *one* on Wednesday...

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