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Most Emailed Photos - 11/19/2003 by guyPaulo
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Oh crap! I just broke my left arm! I knew I shouldn't have tried to m@$+3rbate with my off hand! Thank god it wasn't my right arm though.

I need that hand to "play the bagpipes" after staring at this girl's "highlands."

Yes, in about 5 minutes I'll have the "great, hairy, white ape" firmly in my grasp. Watch out, he's been known to spit without warning!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Vulgar I know, but I couldn't resist. Look at that lovely smooth skin, the silky fair hair, and the girl to the left ain't bad either!
<ElvisThePelvis> haha...you want to touch the monkey :)
<ElvisThePelvis> haha...you want to touch the monkey :)
<ElvisThePelvis> Don't refresh the comments page :)
<yoyology> I love the "double entendres" in the "second frame", if you know what I mean.
<Mort> I have a fix for that refresh bug. If your double posting wasn't so amusing, I would be fixing it right now.
<mypalmike> Great!
<guyPaulo> Why couldn't you have double post on Wednesday!!!!!! I could'a been a contender!
<guyPaulo> Why couldn't you have double post on Wednesday!!!!!! I could'a been a contender!
<ElvisThePelvis> Maybe Mort will fix it next Thursday and I can finally realize my dream of being the *one* on Wednesday...

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