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In an attempt to stop thinking about sex, I tried watching waterpolo on ESPN. No luck there.

The next channel up was E!, and it's show "Drunken White Girls Expose Themselves"
(aka "Wild On..") was showing. Must..Change...Channel

I then turned to Animal Planet only to find "The Secret Sex Lives of House Cats".
Sigh... Back to the bathroom I go.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Blue> Not as sick as I thought it was going to be. But great continuity and funny.
<Roger Mexico> That's the spirit, boy! Nice and sick and twisted.
<Roger Mexico> That's the spirit, boy! Nice and sick and twisted.

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