[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/11/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Bears have it easy, they don't get teased for being over weight at school like me. Nobody dares to call them names like Bulky, Fatso and Plumptious.

I want to be a bear so hard.

I thought I would turn into Yogi Bear if I ate enough picnic baskets. One day I stole a basket from some couple in the park, the food I ate with glee, but I just couldn't stomach the utensils.

Watching the HULK last week changed my whole life. I no longer want to be a bear I want to SMASH and BASH like the HULK.
Yesterday I pulled down my hulk doll's trousers and found a huge willie!

Now I want to be the HULK so hard.

(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 61 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:39Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:32Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:30Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:29Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:27Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:21Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:02Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:01Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:00Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:47Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:43Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:41Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:40Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:39Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:38Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:36Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:35Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:34Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:33Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:14Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:13Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:12Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:11Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:10Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:08Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:06Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:48Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:47Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:46Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:44Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:34Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:20Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:02Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:01Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:43Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:41Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:38Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:35Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:00Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:39Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:36Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:44Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:31Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:13Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:08Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:04Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:58Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:12Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:55Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:52Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:41Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:18Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:17Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:34Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:22Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:19Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:17Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:15Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:06Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:56Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:55Caption #755

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post