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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/06/2004 by Luminaire
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I used to masturbate daily, but I quit once I saw the tragic results.

The pressure was too much to bear, so I resorted to other means of relieving my sexual tension. I must have sucked down 53 weiners in one week.

It's done wonders for my sex life, but it's wrecked my reputation. To the guys, I'm just another bitch who's easy to pick up.
(Reuters)
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> This is SOOOO f*cking good. Each pannel has a great gag. This should get at least an honorable mention today.
<Kumiho> I concur.
<ajiav> it is good
<superwoman biatch> Very good...I like it alot. Way to go :)
<mypalmike> 

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