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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/27/2004 by obtuse
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"So the cows leave the strip club, and go to San Francisco, so they can get married."

"They walk up the stairs and ask the pastor to give them a same-sex marriage certificate, when they realize that it's actually FARMER BROWN!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Dwayne tells the most obscure jokes.

That last one went so far over my head that it was hijacked and crashed into a national monument.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<obtuse> I hope nobody is violently offended by this...
<ElvisThePelvis> My mother was a national monument...
<3Suns> Hey, I have a lot of friends who are gay cows.
<ajiav> lol, elvis

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