"So the cows leave the strip club, and go to San Francisco, so they can get married."
"They walk up the stairs and ask the pastor to give them a same-sex marriage certificate, when they realize that it's actually FARMER BROWN!
Dwayne tells the most obscure jokes.
That last one went so far over my head that it was hijacked and crashed into a national monument.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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