[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/22/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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My value as a gigilo is dropping.

Even my dog think he is better than me.

But I still have the memeories of my time with Morticia and Lauren before Mort came between all of us.

I touch myself at night and weep.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> Mort might ban you from the site for this....but it's still funny.
<Lauren> Meta fun! I like it.
<3Suns> so sad!
<mypalmike> so scary!

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