[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/22/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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My value as a gigilo is dropping.

Even my dog think he is better than me.

But I still have the memeories of my time with Morticia and Lauren before Mort came between all of us.

I touch myself at night and weep.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> Mort might ban you from the site for this....but it's still funny.
<Lauren> Meta fun! I like it.
<3Suns> so sad!
<mypalmike> so scary!

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