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Most Emailed Photos - 04/04/2004

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I don't know what planet Helmut Lang comes from. Just look at this goddamn outfit.

His sense of 'fashion' is laughable. Something's wrong with the world when so many people take him seriously.

"The new summer fashion is the chest-accentuating push-up bra for men"

You see? NOT HUMAN!

(Fashion Wire Daily)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<ElvisThePelvis> I have that same outfit...

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