[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 33 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:25Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:24Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:23Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:22Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:21Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:20Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:19Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:18Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:17Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:15Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:13Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:11Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:09Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:07Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:05Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:02Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:01Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:00Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:59Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:58Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:57Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:56Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:55Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:54Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:53Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:51Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:50Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:48Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:47Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:46Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:45Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:44Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker19:54:43Caption #47

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post