The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

There have been 24 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:56	Caption #750
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:55	Caption #18
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:54	Caption #807
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:53	Caption #126
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:52	Caption #371
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:51	Caption #827
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:50	Caption #275
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:49	Caption #560
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:48	Caption #511
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:47	Caption #572
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:46	Caption #586
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:44	Caption #546
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:43	Caption #83
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:42	Caption #419
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:41	Caption #309
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:40	Caption #806
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:39	Caption #575
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:38	Caption #139
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:37	Caption #952
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:36	Caption #358
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:35	Caption #427
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:34	Caption #18
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:33	Caption #989
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:13:32	Caption #332