The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555
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Mr. Noname	Lurker	07:14:24	Scrawled on the board
Mr. Noname	Lurker	07:12:32	Scrawled on the board
Mr. Noname	Lurker	07:10:49	Scrawled on the board

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Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:34:32	Caption #748
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:34:31	Caption #649
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Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:34:18	Caption #116
Mr. Noname	Lurker	10:34:17	Caption #650