[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/04/2003 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Scientists have finally figured out a way to clear hardened arteries, but it involves giving up anything which might cause any part of your body to harden.

Pictured here is a life-sized reproduction of Rush Limbaugh's left ventricle. Rush plans on cutting down his cholesterol by only eating the low-fat food prepared by his prison cafeteria.

Heart attack survivor David Letterman plans to implant a small child (pictured here) who will crawl through his chest cavity, scraping out cholesterol along the way.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 56 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:29Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:28Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:27Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:26Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:25Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:24Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:23Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:22Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:21Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:20Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:19Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:18Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:17Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:16Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:15Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:14Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:13Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:12Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:11Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:10Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:09Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:08Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:07Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:06Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:05Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:04Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:03Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:02Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:01Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker13:50:00Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:59Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:58Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:57Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:56Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:55Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:54Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:53Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:52Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:51Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:50Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:49Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:48Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:47Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:46Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:45Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:44Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:43Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:42Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:41Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:40Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:39Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:38Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:37Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:36Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:35Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker13:49:34Caption #375

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post