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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/19/2003

by David Byrden

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"I got a record as long as your f**ing arm. My gang done drive-bys, bank raids, you name it. Even stole a f**ing yacht once."

"One time the LAPD chased our getaway car and the pursuit was live on CNN. So I drove us into the woods. Chopper couldn't see s**t and the cops ran into a tree."

"So, with my record of creative leadership, I am proud to announce my... what's that f*ing word?!?! C - A - N... CANDIDACY for Governer of California. S**t, y'all KNOW you could do worse."

(AFP)

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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