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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/20/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I have had many women....like this one...she left me happy.

...and this one...she left me feeling dirty....

...and this one...she left me confused.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Fah Q> Thats funny. There really arent many females that have better hair than him though.
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<3Suns> I think a better ending would have been "she left me tied up in her closet with candle wax all over my torso."
<the Snoid from Sheboygan> What's so confusing? Attractive girl!

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