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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 04/14/2004 by obtuse
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There comes a time in every young nerd's life...
 
 

When a beautiful girl acknowleges his presence...

And inspires him to deny his friends and lifestyle...
 

To go impress her by working out and going to the gym...

Where this poor, hapless soul will meet his competition...

And retreat back to the hole he crawled out from.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Sad, but true. It really breaks my heart when those nerds see my studly oiled body, then give up and let me ravage their women folk with a passion that they have never known.
<Kumiho> Looking good GuyP.

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