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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 04/14/2004

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There comes a time in every young nerd's life...

When a beautiful girl acknowleges his presence...

And inspires him to deny his friends and lifestyle...

To go impress her by working out and going to the gym...

Where this poor, hapless soul will meet his competition...

And retreat back to the hole he crawled out from.

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<guyPaulo> Sad, but true. It really breaks my heart when those nerds see my studly oiled body, then give up and let me ravage their women folk with a passion that they have never known.
<Kumiho> Looking good GuyP.

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