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Most Emailed Photos - 03/29/2004 by Kumiho
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They asked me to bring the new quarter minting plates to the Treasury now that the Senators had seen them.

However, because no one was to know that I was transporting them I had to stick to my regular mode of transportation.

Still it beats the heck out of the part time job guyPaulo took, and I got to flirt with the cutie at the Treasury Office.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> The dental plan for my new job is great, but I did get frostbite on my nipples.
<Kumiho> yes, but it's so much the harder for the chick to skate around half nude. I mean, it would be more than the nipples with frostbite.
<guyPaulo> Topless ice skating rocks.
<mypalmike> I love the fact that many super-official things end up being done in ridiculously mundane ways.

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