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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004 by guyPaulo
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"I just love my new job as a nude dancer and.......OH MY GOD!!! I've started my period and didn't realize it! THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!!"

Nearby dogs picked up the scent and began panting and licking their chops in anticipation of a snack.

Matilda lost her job as a dancer, and was forced to sell her possessions. Unable to support her prized kitten, Mitzi, the cat was tearfully handed over to the good people at the Botox(c) Company, where Matilda was told she would lead a better life as a research subject.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Oh, I didn't know it was 'crass' day.
<guyPaulo> It's always 'crass day' in my cubical, Lauren.
<Lauren> Thanks for the tip, guy.
<ajiav> i didn't even make it to the second panel. this is awesome.
<mypalmike> Leave it to guy.
<ElvisThePelvis> Yes!
<MLimburg> oh. my. god.
<spam> omgwtf.

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