His Holiness continued to create record-breaking numbers of saints, with the beatification yesterday of the GI Joe Assault Team.
"The dedication of Private Joseph to fighting evil, makes him a suitable candidate for veneration" cackled the Pontiff.
Also released by the Vatican was a statement regarding artificial contraception in ducks.
A recent photo of His Holiness, who insists he will continue in his Papal duties despite his recent death.
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