[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/24/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Bored with crushing puppies?

Pillaging and deflowering virgins not what it used to be?

Then fuck a dwarf today!

Call me at (555) WEE-SEXX!!
(AP)
(AFP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 366 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:35Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:34Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:33Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:32Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:31Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:30Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:26Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:23Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:22Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:19Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:17Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:16Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:15Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:14Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:13Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:12Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:11Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:10Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:09Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:08Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:07Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:06Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:05Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:03Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker05:25:01Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:59Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:57Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:54Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:50Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:49Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:48Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:47Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:45Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:43Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:42Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:41Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:39Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:38Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:36Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:35Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:33Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:31Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:30Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:28Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:27Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:26Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:25Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:24Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:22Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:20Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:18Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:17Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:16Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:14Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:13Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:12Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:11Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:10Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:09Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:07Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:05Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:03Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker05:24:01Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:59Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:58Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:57Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:55Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:54Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:53Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:52Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:51Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:49Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:48Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:47Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:45Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:44Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:43Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:42Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:41Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:39Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:37Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:35Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:34Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:33Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:31Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:30Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:29Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:27Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:26Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:24Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:23Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:22Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:21Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:20Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:18Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:17Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:16Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:15Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:14Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:13Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:12Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:10Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:09Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:08Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:07Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:05Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:04Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:03Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:02Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:01Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker05:23:00Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:58Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:57Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:56Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:54Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:52Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:51Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:50Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:49Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:47Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:44Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:43Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:41Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:37Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:36Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:35Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:33Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:30Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:29Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:25Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:22Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:20Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:17Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:16Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:11Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:10Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:09Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:07Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:05Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:03Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:02Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker05:22:01Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:58Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:55Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:54Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:49Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:46Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:45Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:44Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:43Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:42Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:41Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:37Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:30Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:29Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:27Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:21Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:17Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:14Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:13Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:10Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:09Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:07Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:06Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:05Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:04Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:03Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:02Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:01Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker05:21:00Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:58Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:57Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:53Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:52Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:51Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:50Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:49Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:46Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:45Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:44Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:41Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:39Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:37Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:34Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:33Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:29Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:27Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:25Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:23Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:22Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:21Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:17Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:14Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:13Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:12Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:10Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:09Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:07Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:06Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:05Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:04Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:03Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:02Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker05:20:01Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:58Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:57Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:55Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:54Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:53Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:52Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:51Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:49Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:48Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:46Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:45Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:43Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:42Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:41Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:40Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:39Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:37Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:33Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:32Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:29Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:28Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:27Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:26Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:25Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:24Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:21Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:20Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:17Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:16Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:15Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:14Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:13Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:09Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:08Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:07Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:06Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:05Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:02Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:01Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker05:19:00Caption #-56
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:57Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:53Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:49Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:46Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:45Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:42Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:41Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:40Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:38Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:37Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:36Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:33Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:31Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:29Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:27Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:25Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:22Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:21Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:19Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:17Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:13Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:11Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:09Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:08Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:07Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:06Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:05Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:04Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:18:01Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:57Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:53Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:51Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:50Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:49Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:45Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:42Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:41Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:39Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:37Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:33Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:31Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:30Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:29Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:26Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:25Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:21Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:20Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:17Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:16Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:13Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:12Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:09Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:08Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:07Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:06Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:05Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:04Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:03Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:02Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker05:17:01Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:59Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:58Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:57Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:53Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:52Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:51Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:49Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:45Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:44Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:43Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:41Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:40Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:39Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:37Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:35Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:33Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:32Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:31Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:29Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:26Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:25Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:23Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:21Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:20Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:18Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:17Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:13Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:12Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:09Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:08Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:07Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:06Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:05Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:04Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:02Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:01Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker05:16:00Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:59Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:58Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:57Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:55Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:53Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:51Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:50Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:49Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:46Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:45Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:44Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:41Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:15:37Caption #492

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post