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Most Emailed Photos - 05/26/2004 by Kumiho
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Welcome to Portland, Oregon, the City of Roses!

While you are here we would like to introduce you to the mayor's staff. (If you see them please contact your local Homeland Security offical. They made off with some office supplies that Vera would like back.)

And if you visit the waterfront, please remember to keep your canine companions on a leash, the city commissioners hate to have their feeding disturbed.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> hmm... must be election season here again.
<Carol> Kumiho always sounds authoritative.

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