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Most Emailed Photos - 12/16/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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Man, my beast was restless- rearing up on it's hind legs. Damn that magazine ad! I had to pleasure myself there and then....

Nnnng. My slime surfers suddenly came gushing out on a huge wave of pleasure.

I left my mark spattered all over the ad. My wife's gonna be pissed... it's the back page of the tv schedule.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> One the best captions EVER. Seriously.
<Kumiho> Rock on, I just couldn't make those pictures work.
<ElvisThePelvis> I spattered on my monitor when I read this...excellent.

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