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Most Emailed Photos - 12/16/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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Man, my beast was restless- rearing up on it's hind legs. Damn that magazine ad! I had to pleasure myself there and then....

Nnnng. My slime surfers suddenly came gushing out on a huge wave of pleasure.

I left my mark spattered all over the ad. My wife's gonna be pissed... it's the back page of the tv schedule.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 3 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> One the best captions EVER. Seriously.
<Kumiho> Rock on, I just couldn't make those pictures work.
<ElvisThePelvis> I spattered on my monitor when I read this...excellent.

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