[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/16/2004 by Axolotl
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Me and my crew barely made it out of Candyland alive.

After crossing the Sodapop Ocean on a dodgy raft, we thought we were finally safe.

Until Gingerbread Chip, my old trusty wingman, got his frosting licked off and was chewed up and swallowed by a wet pink monster.

They make some sick porn, those humans...

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 3 comments for this caption.

<3Suns> Ahaha, a wet pink monster! Oh, the horror!
<Kumiho> Pass me a serving of wet pink monster please!
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll fend off the wet pink monster with my purple dinosaur.

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