Me and my crew barely made it out of Candyland alive.
After crossing the Sodapop Ocean on a dodgy raft, we thought we were finally safe.
Until Gingerbread Chip, my old trusty wingman, got his frosting licked off and was chewed up and swallowed by a wet pink monster.
They make some sick porn, those humans...
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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