[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/14/2004 by Luminaire
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

When fabulous gorgeous celebrities need to get away from it all,

they visit the exclusive Hotti Islands Resort in the Caribbean, where only rich and beautiful people are granted admission,

and any fat, ugly people spotted on the island are killed and sold as whalemeat.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 238 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:27Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:26Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:25Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:24Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:23Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:22Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:21Caption #-58
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:20Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:19Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:18Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:17Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:16Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:15Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:14Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:13Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:12Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:11Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:10Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:09Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:08Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:07Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:06Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:05Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:04Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:03Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:02Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:01Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:00Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:59Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:58Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:57Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:56Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:55Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:54Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:53Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:52Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:51Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:50Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:49Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:48Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:47Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:46Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:45Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:44Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:43Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:42Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:41Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:40Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:39Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:38Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:37Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:36Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:35Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:34Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:33Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:32Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:31Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:30Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:29Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:28Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:27Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:26Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:25Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:24Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:23Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:22Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:21Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:20Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:19Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:18Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:17Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:16Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:15Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:14Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:13Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:12Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:11Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:10Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:09Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:08Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:07Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:06Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:05Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:04Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:03Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:02Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:01Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:00Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:59Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:58Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:57Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:56Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:55Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:54Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:53Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:52Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:51Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:50Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:49Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:48Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:47Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:46Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:45Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:44Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:43Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:42Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:41Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:40Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:39Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:38Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:37Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:36Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:35Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:34Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:33Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:32Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:31Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:30Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:29Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:28Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:27Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:26Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:25Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:24Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:23Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:22Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:21Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:20Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:19Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:18Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:17Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:16Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:15Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:14Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:13Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:12Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:11Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:10Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:09Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:08Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:07Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:06Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:05Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:04Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:03Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:02Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:01Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:00Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:59Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:58Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:57Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:56Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:55Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:54Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:53Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:52Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:51Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:50Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:49Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:48Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:47Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:46Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:45Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:44Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:43Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:42Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:41Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:40Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:39Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:38Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:37Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:36Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:35Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:34Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:33Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:32Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:31Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:30Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:29Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:28Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:27Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:26Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:25Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:24Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:23Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:22Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:21Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:20Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:19Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:18Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:16Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:15Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:14Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:13Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:12Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:10Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:09Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:08Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:07Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:06Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:05Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:04Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:03Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:02Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:01Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:00Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:59Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:58Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:57Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:56Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:55Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:54Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:53Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:52Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:51Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:50Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:49Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:48Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:47Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:46Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:45Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:44Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:43Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:42Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:41Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:40Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:39Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:38Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:37Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:36Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:35Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:34Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:33Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:32Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker01:04:31Caption #

Board [Post Message]

Luminaire is teh winner

You should give homage, but not ohmage, that's to do with resistance, I wonder if Luminaire needs more resistance?

There are 9 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Hey Mort,

You worked so hard on this site and us monkies has had a lot of fun here. I think it's time we gave something back.

Why don't you put up one of those amazon.com wishlists? I'd be happy to buy you a book, or a dvd, or a Segway. Well, perhaps not a Segway.

<3Suns> I'd contribute too.
We love ya, man.

Well... not that way.

<mypalmike> A Happy Meal gift certificate makes a perfect gift.
<Mort> Aww! I don't want any material items, but another year of servitude will do, and some chocolate, maybe in the shape of a bunny or a spleen.

Thanks.

<ajiav> servitude! now there's something i can afford
<3Suns> Hmm, a spleen? that's hard... can't find one anywhere. Plenty of other organs though...
...www.visualanatomy.com...
...www.gcchocolate.com...
<guyPaulo> Mmmmm.....spleen.....
<Severian> I will offer neither homange nor ohmage.

I offer fromage.

Also, I think there may be a spleen in here somewhere:
...www.theyrecoming.com...

<poi> 


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post