[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/14/2004 by Luminaire
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

When fabulous gorgeous celebrities need to get away from it all,

they visit the exclusive Hotti Islands Resort in the Caribbean, where only rich and beautiful people are granted admission,

and any fat, ugly people spotted on the island are killed and sold as whalemeat.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 301 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:29Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:23Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:21Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:20Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:19Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:12Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:04Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker18:21:03Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:59Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:55Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:50Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:48Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:44Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:39Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:37Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:27Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:26Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:25Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:24Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:23Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:20Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:19Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:18Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:17Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker18:20:16Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:57Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:54Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:52Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:50Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:49Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:48Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:46Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:40Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:39Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:38Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:37Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:31Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:30Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:29Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:24Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:18Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:17Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:16Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:15Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:09Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:02Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:00Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:55Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:45Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:43Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:42Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:41Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:30Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:26Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:22Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:21Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:17Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:13Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:09Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:08Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:06Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:05Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:02Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:01Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:59Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:58Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:57Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:56Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:54Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:52Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:51Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:50Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:49Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:47Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:45Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:44Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:43Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:38Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:37Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:36Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:35Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:34Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:33Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:32Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:31Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:30Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:28Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:27Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:26Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:22Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:21Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:20Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:17Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:16Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:15Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:11Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:10Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:07Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:06Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:05Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:04Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:03Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:02Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:01Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:00Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:59Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:56Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:53Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:51Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:50Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:49Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:48Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:47Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:46Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:40Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:36Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:35Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:31Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:30Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:28Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:25Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:21Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:19Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:16Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:09Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:05Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:00Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:59Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:58Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:54Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:53Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:52Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:51Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:50Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:49Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:47Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:45Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:43Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:42Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:41Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:40Caption #-94
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:39Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:37Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:36Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:35Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:34Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:33Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:32Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:29Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:27Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:23Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:22Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:20Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:18Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:17Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:16Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:15Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:14Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:13Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:12Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:11Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:09Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:08Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:07Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:06Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:03Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:02Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:01Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:00Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:59Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:58Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:57Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:56Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:55Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:54Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:53Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:52Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:51Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:50Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:46Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:46Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:42Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:40Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:39Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:38Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:37Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:34Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:33Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:32Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:31Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:28Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:27Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:26Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:25Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:22Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:21Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:20Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:19Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:18Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:17Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:16Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:15Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:14Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:13Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:12Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:11Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:10Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:09Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:07Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:06Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:02Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:00Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:58Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:57Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:51Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:50Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:49Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:48Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:46Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:45Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:44Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:43Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:42Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:41Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:40Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:39Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:38Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:37Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:36Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:35Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:34Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:33Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:32Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:31Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:30Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:29Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:28Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:27Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:26Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:20Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:19Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:18Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:15Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:14Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:59Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:55Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:54Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:53Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:52Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:51Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:50Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:49Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:48Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:47Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:46Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:44Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:42Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:35Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:33Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:21Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:20Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:19Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:18Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:17Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:16Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:15Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:14Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:13Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:10Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:09Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:08Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:07Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:06Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:05Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:04Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:03Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:02Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:01Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:00Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:59Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:58Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:54Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:50Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:49Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:48Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:45Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:40Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:39Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:38Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:37Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:36Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:35Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:34Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:33Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:32Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:31Caption #255

Board [Post Message]

Luminaire is teh winner

You should give homage, but not ohmage, that's to do with resistance, I wonder if Luminaire needs more resistance?

There are 9 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Hey Mort,

You worked so hard on this site and us monkies has had a lot of fun here. I think it's time we gave something back.

Why don't you put up one of those amazon.com wishlists? I'd be happy to buy you a book, or a dvd, or a Segway. Well, perhaps not a Segway.

<3Suns> I'd contribute too.
We love ya, man.

Well... not that way.

<mypalmike> A Happy Meal gift certificate makes a perfect gift.
<Mort> Aww! I don't want any material items, but another year of servitude will do, and some chocolate, maybe in the shape of a bunny or a spleen.

Thanks.

<ajiav> servitude! now there's something i can afford
<3Suns> Hmm, a spleen? that's hard... can't find one anywhere. Plenty of other organs though...
...www.visualanatomy.com...
...www.gcchocolate.com...
<guyPaulo> Mmmmm.....spleen.....
<Severian> I will offer neither homange nor ohmage.

I offer fromage.

Also, I think there may be a spleen in here somewhere:
...www.theyrecoming.com...

<poi> 


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post