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Most Emailed Photos - 02/08/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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Get of your fat arse you lazy cow- and don't just spend all your time spending his money down the shops

INSTRUCTIONS FOR WOMEN
-how to keep a man-

Ignore his sizeable alcohol intake, addiction to porn and "recreational" drug habit


Be very attentive to his little growler
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Pedro Gonzales> Appologies to Lauren, who gave me the inspiration for some repartee :-)
<Lauren> I like this one better than mine, Pedro.
<guyPaulo> oh god ..... trying not to laugh like an idiot as boss walks by.....brain hurts....this is AWSOME. Best meta caption in many moons.....
<3Suns> Touché!
<ajiav> 
<Carol> Very funny!

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