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Most Emailed Photos - 02/08/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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Get of your fat arse you lazy cow- and don't just spend all your time spending his money down the shops

INSTRUCTIONS FOR WOMEN
-how to keep a man-

Ignore his sizeable alcohol intake, addiction to porn and "recreational" drug habit


Be very attentive to his little growler
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Pedro Gonzales> Appologies to Lauren, who gave me the inspiration for some repartee :-)
<Lauren> I like this one better than mine, Pedro.
<guyPaulo> oh god ..... trying not to laugh like an idiot as boss walks by.....brain hurts....this is AWSOME. Best meta caption in many moons.....
<3Suns> Touché!
<ajiav> 
<Carol> Very funny!

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