America knew about Ms. Jackson's fetish for tight clothing, but never suspected this. When the "wardrobe malfunction" occurred, it was like a bomb went off. |
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A swath of stadium seating 20 yards wide was simply vaporized; the 50 yards on either side were decimated by microflechettes of leather, formerly Ms. Jackson's costume. |
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MTV officials apologized profusely for the incident, but pointed out that there were no casualties, as every single attendee had fled during Mr. Timberlake's solo. |
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