I've been begging since my business went belly-up, but I beg in creative, original ways.
After all, I'm the guy who invented the concept of selling luxury dots to other dotcoms.
I miss my old toys. The amphibious car; the personal bunk on the Space Shuttle; the tribe of supermodels on my island.
But the real heartbreak was selling the vacuum cleaner.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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