[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/11/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Bears have it easy, they don't get teased for being over weight at school like me. Nobody dares to call them names like Bulky, Fatso and Plumptious.

I want to be a bear so hard.

I thought I would turn into Yogi Bear if I ate enough picnic baskets. One day I stole a basket from some couple in the park, the food I ate with glee, but I just couldn't stomach the utensils.

Watching the HULK last week changed my whole life. I no longer want to be a bear I want to SMASH and BASH like the HULK.
Yesterday I pulled down my hulk doll's trousers and found a huge willie!

Now I want to be the HULK so hard.

(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 56 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:54Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:53Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:52Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:51Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:50Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:48Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:46Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:45Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:44Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:43Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:42Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:41Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:40Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:38Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:37Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:36Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:35Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:34Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:33Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:32Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:31Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:29Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:26Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:23Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:21Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:19Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:16Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:14Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:13Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:12Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:11Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:09Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:07Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:05Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:03Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:01Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:58Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:57Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:55Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:54Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:52Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:49Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:47Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:46Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:45Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:44Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:43Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:42Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:41Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:40Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:39Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:38Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:36Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:35Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:34Caption #517

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post