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Most Emailed Photos - 09/12/2004

by Pedro Gonzales

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My job as pizza delivery boy didn't last long. One time I drove way too fast for the tomato sauce I was carrying.

A sexy neighbor kept ordering pizza- and ive seen way too much porno to keep a hotty like that waiting. So i turned up empty handed- I knew she didn't really want pizza...

Funny thing was- she was not dressed in lingeree, eating whipped cream or bathing with her twin sister.
Later the officer said it was "sexual assualt on a married woman", or whatever. Damned Adult Channel...

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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