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Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2006 by Allen
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Due to the rise of American censorship, many irate free speakers are fleeing the country.

Commisioner Deborah Taylor Tate of the FCC has dyed her hair black in an effort to retain anonymity when she tried to block people from the freedom of watching whatever they would like, including the simple view from an office building window.

A small band of radical militant cartoon heroes are also attempting to flee the U.S. via the river system, but the likelyhood of the success of their mission is questioned by experts who say that standing in a small boat endangers their lives greatly. This is ex-president Bush reporting.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Middle caption is good.
<Allen> Thanks, I'm glad you liked it. I think that's the one I worked the hardest on.

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