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Most Emailed Photos - 11/19/2003 by Little Bee
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My Mother always told me that if I didn't stop masturbating, my arm would freeze and my hair would turn white.

But there are so many beautiful women out there tempting me with their cleavage.

Hmm.. maybe Mother DOES know best!!!!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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