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Most Emailed Photos - 07/14/2004 by superwoman biatch
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I used to be a famous model...until my looks started to disentegrate.

No one believes I used to be a model. I tried explaining my previous work experience to this stupid guy. But all he would do was run away from me.

I don't take rejection very well...so when I finally got a hold of him I just turned him into a frog.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> You can do that?
<Kumiho> why not? she's a waitch.

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