[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/26/2004 by Morgus
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So, I'm not very much of a safe driver.

But I am really spectacular when it comes to safe sex.

And with this squad of guard dogs around me, you'd better keep a safe distance.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Those guard dogs don't look that fierce.
<Morgus> Actually, the sex doesn't look all that safe, either.

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