[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/05/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

I've done some dumb things in my life. I gave away these ugly little "puppies" I found near the zoo. Turns out they're pretty valuable.

I dumped my girlfriend before summer because she and I couldn't agree on which Star Trek captain was best. Turns out she was pretty hot in a thong.

Probably the dumbest thing I ever did was when I tried to "high-five" a crocodile while holding a small baby. Turns out they don't like "high-fives," but they really, really like babies.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 158 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:49Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:48Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:47Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:46Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:45Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:44Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:43Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:34Caption #-64
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:25Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:24Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:22Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:57Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:54Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:53Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:52Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:51Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:50Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:49Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:48Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:43Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:40Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:39Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:38Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:19Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:10Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:09Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:08Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:07Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:00Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:59Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:58Caption #-77
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:57Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:48Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:44Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:35Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:18Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:15Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:13Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:12Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:11Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:10Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:09Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:05Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:04Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:03Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:02Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:01Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:55Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:49Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:48Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:47Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:46Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:42Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:35Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:32Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:31Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:27Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:25Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:58Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:57Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:55Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:48Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:45Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:44Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:43Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:41Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:30Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:24Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:12Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:07Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:00Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:59Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:58Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:57Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:56Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:46Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:25Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:24Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:23Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:18Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:17Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:16Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:15Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:11Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:10Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:09Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:08Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:03Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:56Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:53Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:40Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:38Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:37Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:31Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:25Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:24Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:23Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:17Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:14Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:02Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:58Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:56Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:55Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:51Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:48Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:42Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:41Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:40Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:39Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:38Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:37Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:30Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:24Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:13Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:05Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:02Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:58Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:54Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:53Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:52Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:48Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:47Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:46Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:43Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:40Caption #-74
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:39Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:38Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:18Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:14Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:11Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:10Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:06Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:05Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:04Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:02Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:00Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:59Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:58Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:49Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:48Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:44Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:24Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:23Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:22Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:20Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:16Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:15Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:14Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:13Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:11Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:06Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:02Caption #673

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 17 comments for this caption.

<3Suns> ... dumped your girlfriend because you couldn't agree on which Star Trek captain was best... you can't make that kinda stuff up. Sounds like you have some real-life experience there...
<Lauren> This is very good, guy. Now if only I can convince you that Picard rules....
<guyPaulo> Bah! You could tickle me for hours and I'd still take a Klingon phaser for Kirk! He's the man!
<Lauren> Ack! As a captain, Kirk was always compromising the safety of his crew for a little nooky (maybe this is why you like him) and as an actor, Shatner is a ham. If you're really good, I may tell you about the time I met him in person ...
<guyPaulo> Fact: The mask for the killer (Michael Myers) in the "Halloween" movies is a mask of Captain Kirk painted white. True Story!
And Lauren...do tell us of your encounter with the good captain...
<Kirk> KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
<Lauren> I grew up in an 'off-Broadway' suburb of NYC and so we used to get some fairly big stars coming through town. Shatner was appearing locally (just after the original series ended) and was asked to address our high school assembly. I was on the welcoming committee. He showed up three hours late, was fat and BALD, and so drunk he couldn't talk coherently. We tried our best to sober him up, but his address was a slurring mish-mash of nonsense. He was booed off the stage.
<guyPaulo> Thanks for shattering a golden image from childhood Lauren......(sob)(sniff)
<Lauren> It's a tough job, guy, but someone's got to do it. Blame it on my place in the family birth order... I wish I could say I was sorry, but...
<guyPaulo> That's ok. You're welcome to tickle me for a few hours anyway.
<yoyology> Sisko!
<Starbug> lol...
Picard.
<Lauren> Starbug and I declare Picard the winner! Hah!!!
<guyPaulo> Well, Picard wins, but only because Data is cool...
<3Suns> I'm sorry, but the "thong song" guys was not a Star Trek captain!
<Picard> Lauren is correct, you know. I do, what is the venacular .. oh yes .. rock.
<David Byrden> I don't blame Kirk at all. The loss of his ship, loss of the glorious ability to traverse the stars and shag alien women, would drive any of us to drink.
Plus the constant, nightmare stress of boldly going into sliding doors that might not open for you.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post