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Most Emailed Photos - 03/15/2004

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Look at her smile, the bitch!

It's cruel and very unusual torture I tell you. Have I no dignity? Look at my nails.

As if yellow is my colour!

My star chart showed me the path to follow.

Ooo! Pretty purple swirls.

Her screams were loud, but the wood chipper was louder.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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