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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/10/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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(grunt, grunt, grunt)

"GEE, DAD, WHY DOES THE MATRIX ALWAYS GLITCH IN SUCH BAD PLACES?"

"It's only bad for us, son.

It's only bad for us."

(AFP)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Axolotl> ajiav somehow picked the purple pill!
<Axolotl> Oops, should have been metal monkey instead of comment monkey!
<Teddy Roosevelt> The calf is the one.

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