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Most Emailed Photos - 07/26/2004 by Kumiho
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"So I was trying to seduce him, you know, the cutie that works as a barista down the street."

"Yeah?"

"And he says, sorry babe, but my bridge is out and there's no getting it back up again."

"No! Really? Did he say why?"

"Two Wild Turkeys later he explains that his proptologist messed up some surgery and wrecked his prostate good."

"Geez! That's aweful. Why is it all the cute ones are gay or unable to to get it up?"

"Probably so we'll always be able to tell which ones are just dogs."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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