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Most Emailed Photos - 07/14/2004 by superwoman biatch
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I was so hungry after I starved myself for 2 weeks in preparation for this Vogue shoot.

So imaging my suprise and fortune when I saw a bull slaughtering a man on my way home from the shoot. I dug right in!

Man, I knew I shouldn't have eaten all that food last night...it really gave me "explosive diarrhea"!!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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