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Most Emailed Photos - 05/23/2004

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I had the larest kidney stone today.

It hurt so bad that I dick whipped my father.

I won't go into how I ultimately eased the pain, but let me say that a nice cold tongue really does the trick.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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