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Most Emailed Photos - 05/23/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I had the larest kidney stone today.

It hurt so bad that I dick whipped my father.

I won't go into how I ultimately eased the pain, but let me say that a nice cold tongue really does the trick.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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