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Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 05/12/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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Who cares about gas?


Or aliens?- look fellas...


...near-nude lesbians!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> Gets my vote any day.
<guyPaulo> I really like her "wee littles."
<john> that shit is hot let me see more
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<condog> I would definitly take you too and fuck you all night long!!! HELL YEAH !
<jake> oohhhhhhh aaaahhhhhhh

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