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Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 05/12/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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Who cares about gas?

Or aliens?- look fellas...

...near-nude lesbians!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> Gets my vote any day.
<guyPaulo> I really like her "wee littles."
<john> that shit is hot let me see more
<Victoria> youre hot baby wish to be with you. i love women
<krish> wanna to be with you
<me > ur hot both of ya
<me> that is so hot and sexy
<hott boy> whoa sexyness!!! this is my email mista_mint_flavour@hotmail.com
<chuck> fuck you
<Jesus> Damn ur both hot i wanna see more pics !!!
<jon> ur both heeeeeeaaaaaaps hot dam
<> take dem cloths off
<ADGHKV> i want fuking fuked plz sum 1 do it
<fhdslflhs> show me some pics
<fhdslflhs> oh ya hot and dirty
<fhdslflhs> show me some pusssy action
<big dick> fuck me up baby
<G Unit> Bitches and Hoes
<Fadi> hehe thery r really hott

dis z ma email

<lesbian girl ready for another> ohhh. i need a girl to get me horny again and we can come to my house and makeout and masturbate together and get naked in my hot tub. comment if you wanna come.
<humper who loves you mother > hell yes ill come in a heart beat baby
<i love!! lesbians (im a dude)> 
<i love!! lesbians (im a dude)> espically if they both hav big boobs
<i love!! lesbians (im a dude)> and wanna giv me a blow job
<i love!! lesbians (im a dude)> ohhh yea
<straight guy> i wanna c tits
<straight guy> and lesbians
<bug> there hot and sexy strip me and lets have sex!
<mua> show your pussy sexy's
<vinginboy16> you too sex angels make me wanna loose my virginity
<condog> I would definitly take you too and fuck you all night long!!! HELL YEAH !
<jake> oohhhhhhh aaaahhhhhhh

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