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Most Emailed Photos - 02/29/2004 by The Critic
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SO? Now its vaves and a bridge? Vhat? Is dat Tony Bennett there, crooning to the San Francisco faggelah?

Nice poochie. Freezing his poochie balls off, I betcha.

Yes, I have heard of dat Victoria's Secret. I think the secret is she's got a very rich boyfriend!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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