[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 09/29/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->



I stood there, horny, waiting for my turn...



...but she was already asleep, well sated by my handywork...



...so once again I was left to twiddle myself to my trucking calendar.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 264 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:57Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:56Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:54Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:52Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:51Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:50Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:49Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:46Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:45Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:42Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:41Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:38Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:37Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:36Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:34Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:28Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:27Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:25Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:22Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:21Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:19Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:16Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:15Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:13Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:09Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:08Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:07Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:06Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker16:20:00Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:58Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:57Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:53Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:52Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:50Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:48Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:46Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:41Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:39Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:37Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:36Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:33Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:32Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:29Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:28Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:25Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:21Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:20Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:16Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:15Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:14Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:10Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:08Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:04Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker16:19:00Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:59Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:56Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:54Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:53Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:52Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:51Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:50Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:48Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:47Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:45Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:41Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:24Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:23Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:22Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:20Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:19Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:17Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:15Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:12Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:09Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:08Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:06Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:05Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:04Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:03Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker16:18:01Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:57Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:54Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:53Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:51Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:49Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:48Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:47Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:46Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:42Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:40Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:38Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:36Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:33Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:30Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:29Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:28Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:25Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:21Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:16Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:13Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:09Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:08Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:07Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:06Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:05Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:03Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker16:17:00Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:59Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:57Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:53Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:49Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:48Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:44Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:43Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:42Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:41Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:40Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:39Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:38Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:37Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:33Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:31Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:29Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:27Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:26Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:24Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:22Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:21Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:20Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:17Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:15Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:13Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:10Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:08Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:05Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:04Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:03Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker16:16:02Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:59Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:58Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:57Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:56Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:53Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:50Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:49Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:48Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:46Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:45Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:44Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:40Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:39Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:37Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:35Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:34Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:32Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:30Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:28Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:25Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:20Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:19Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:17Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:12Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:09Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:07Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:04Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:02Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker16:15:01Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:57Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:56Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:53Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:51Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:50Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:49Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:48Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:45Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:44Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:42Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:41Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:39Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:37Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:35Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:33Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:29Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:28Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:25Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:24Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:21Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:19Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:18Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:16Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:13Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:09Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:07Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:05Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker16:14:00Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:56Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:53Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:51Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:49Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:48Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:47Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:45Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:44Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:40Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:38Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:35Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:33Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:31Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:28Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:24Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:22Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:16Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:14Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:08Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:07Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:04Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:03Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker16:13:01Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:58Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:56Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:53Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:52Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:49Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:47Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:43Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:40Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:36Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:33Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:29Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:28Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:25Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:24Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:22Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:20Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:19Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:18Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:13Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:11Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:09Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:06Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:03Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:02Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker16:12:01Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:56Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:52Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:48Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:46Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:45Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:41Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:37Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:33Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:32Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:31Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:28Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:25Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:24Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:21Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:19Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:18Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:17Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:13Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:12Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:09Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:11:00Caption #401

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post