However, few in MEPopia knew that their ruler, Mort, was actually a puppet, though many suspected such.
In fact, Mort's only contribution to the whole scheme of power was to design the new flag.
Everyone pledged their allegiance to it, but wondered silently whether their brave and fearless leader was going off the deep end.
And where were the titties and pussy that everyone was talking about?
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.