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Most Emailed Photos - 02/12/2004 by David Byrden
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Sinners! Listen to my words! I come to warn you that Satan, the old Serpent, has found a new way to sink his evil teeth into God's children!

I speak of Gay Marriage! The Lord is against Gay Marriage!

OK, He didn't say so in the Bible, but you can get the general gist of what He wants! And he's a Republican!

This perversion will devalue the institution of Marriage itself - actually I'm not sure how, but Satan will find a way!

Why, it's as unnatural as, say, a pink bird standing on one leg!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> Hey, you actually managed to post! Good thing too, I like it.
<Carol> Amen!

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