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Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Don Rumsfeld
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The terrorists are MASTERS of disguise, I tell you! Believe me, I know! I had to do a lot of spooking around for Nixon.

See there! Right in plain day, a map of our bases in Afghanistan!

Our troops deserve a treat! This week we begin shipping in Victoria's models as chambermaids for the barracks.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Stormi> What about the lady soldiers? Where's their beefcake?
<Eggs Ackley> The beefcake IS the lady soldiers, Stormi. Got all they need.

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